Business In Salt Lake City Turns Interesting

My mom and I went to Salt Lake City today investigating possible Id fraud. What we thought was fraud turned out to be nothing exciting. Well we were walking back on the street by the City County building of Salt Lake city to get back to our car when we noticed a lifeless guy laying on the grass the lifeless guy was being fleeced by another guy and in the process he flipped the guy over several times and the lifeless guy was none responsive. Well as you all know I can't just get into my car and leave I have to stay around. So we get to the car and locked the doors and called 911. During that time the guy that was searching the lifeless man took off into the City County building. Well the ambulance, firetrucks, and police showed up within minutes and they were getting NO response from the man. They would lift this mans arm and it would drop right back down. They rolled him over and his head went right smack into the ground. So as I was giving the officer my information the other guy that went into the building came out. The officer then told me to get the heck out of there and both officers went to the guy and the last I saw was they put his hands behind his back. I have no ending to the lifeless man except for they couldn't get any response when they hooked the machines to him. I think he was a goner. Well at the time it wasn't very funny but it sure is now. My trip turned out exciting after all. I AM NOT CALLED DEPUTY DOG FOR NOTHING!!!

Tyson 1st grade Field Trip

Tyson went to the Gateway in Salt Lake city
for the 1st grade field trip.
Tyson driving the helicopter

What is behind the door?

Mrs. Allen's 1st grade class.

Tyson climbing the rock wall

Sorry its just pictures with hardly any details. I will add details later when Brian is here to tell me about it. Brian actually went on the field trip with Tyson. I can't go it is to much walking for me.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Ring my Cell Rock
(To" Jingle Bell Rock")


Ring my cell, ring my cell, ring my cell rock.
You're in the car and bored, so you talk.
Call me 'bout nothin 'cause minutes are free.
'Now I'm turnin' left, " you tell me.

Ring my cell, ring my cell, ring my cell rock.
Ring all time, I'm losing my mind.
Blather and chatter because you're my spouse,
Thought you just left the house!

What a nightmare, it sits right there
To pass the time away.
Turn your phone on and you drone on:
"I had a cheese Danish today, yay!"

Nonstop yap, there's my cell ringin' again,
Clackin' around the clock.
I hear the ringle and wish I were single.
That's the ring my cell,
Jingle ringle hell,
That's the ring my cell rock.


Let Us Go
(To"Let it Snow")

Oh. The weather outside is frightful,
But of course they crammed this flight full.
Just don't say these words, I pray:
"We're delayed, We're delayed, We're delayed.

The pilot is getting folksy,
Using words like "okesydokesy."
So much for my free upgrade:
We're delayed, We're delayed, We're delayed.

No one's certain when we'll push back,
Seems we're 18th or 19th to go.
I had hoped that they'd serve a snack-
Guess I'll just gnaw on my toe.

The pilot is getting loopy,
And his eyes are getting droopy.
For a camel ride I would trade
We're delayed, We're delayed, We're delayed,



The Postholiday Truth
(To "I'll be home for christmas")


I'll be slim for Christmas,
You can count on me.
I pass up chips and chunky dips
And ham and spam and Brie

Christmas night will find me
Where the fridge light gleams.
I'll be slim for Christmas,
But then come Krispy Kremes,
Yes, then come Krispy Kremes.



Taken for a Ride
(To the Tune of "Sleigh Ride")

Just hear that cashier jingling,
ring ting ting-a-ling, ooh!
That will be 16 dollars
For three bananas for you.

Come watch our dollar falling
While friends are brawling "Boohoo!"
Because it's 16 dollars
For five green olives for you.

Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, they go,
Those prices we know.
They'er leapin' like those
heatin' bills we owe.

Going up, going up, going up, it's tons
For hot dogs and buns.
We're tryin', our credit's dyin',
Did somebody say "bank run"?

Our cheeks are red from sneezing
Since it is freezing in here.
We're bundled up in blankies
And craving hankies and beer.

Let's move into the Taurus
And sing a chorus or two
Because it's 16 dollars
For seven fish sticks for you.

Deck the Malls
(To"Deck the Halls")

Deck the malls with stuff from China,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Hats and Bratz and Dad's reclina,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!

Don we non-U.S. apparel,
Fa la la, deficit, blah blah blah!
Shrug "oh well" and watch Will Ferrell,
Fa la la la and la-di-da

Cleaning up Outside

We thought before it snowed we would get all the toys put away from outside and put them in the shed for the winter which meant we had to take the trampoline down. That was very sad for the kids because they use it everyday. Bailey couldn't understand what we were doing. Well Grandma, Brian and Austin were taking the springs off the trampoline and Baileys job was to put the springs in the bucket. Every spring that was handed to Bailey she would say its to heavy.

Well I thought I would try and make my self useful by raking up all the leaves that had fallen from the tree. So I got my piles going or so I thought when Bailey noticed I was raking and decided she would come and help.

Bailey thought she was funny

when she kept jumping into the piles of leaves I raked up.

I tried to show her how to rake the leaves but you cant show a 2 year old how to do anything. Bailey thought she was helping by scooping the leaves and hauling them off to her own pile. In the mean time my piles were no longer piles.

Oh well, Bailey had fun playing in the leaves

while Brian and Austin got all the toys put away for the winter.

Happy Halloween

Happy Halloween
this is a little late getting on my blog
Austin as a zombie, Tyson as Davie Jones, Bailey as Dorothy
On Halloween we went to our friends house and
let Austin and Tyson carve out pumpkins.
(thanks Uncle Marvin for the donation of the pumpkins)

After we carved the pumpkins we went home and got ready

for our wards trunk-or-treat.

The kids had alot of fun going from car to car getting lots of treats.

After the trunk or treat we went and had dinner at a neighbors

house where we ate chili, bread sticks and cinnamon rolls. Yum

Following that we went with our friends to a spook alley

and also went with the kids trick or treating.

The kids had a fun day but for me (Lasca) it ended way to early.

Austin's Special Day

Austin was baptized on
Saturday November 1, 2008

Austin guests were:

• Mom, Dad, Tyson & Bailey Webb
• Grandma & Grandpa Bennett
• Al & Diane Castro
• Randy & Shelly Julander
• April Law
• Aunt Nadine Talbot
• Nancy, Noah & Stone Newbould
• Tana, Baya, Asia, & Brycen Bennett
• Jared & Camberley Hoelein
• Bishop Bone
• Bryan & Chris Worley
• Monica, Dallen, & Maggie Romney
• Cheri & Jerry Jensen
• Allison Bennett
• Ranae, Gunnar, Samantha, & baby Tuke

Thanks For coming!!


Austin's Baptism Program

Austin and his Dad before the baptism. They both were a little nervous.

For Austin's birthday he got a suit & tie, quad scriptures with a case, and his own little hymn book along with all his toys. He has been waiting to have a suit for quite sometime. Austin has 2 friends from our old ward Stone and Noah that have always had a suit and he has been waiting for the day that he could be just like them. He was SOOOO excited.

After the baptism we all went out side for pumpkin pie and cookies. All the kids were able to play while the adults visited. It was a very nice day.

Bailey and her donut

Well it all started when I stopped at the store and bought donuts as a treat to take to the park.
By the time we got to the park the kids didn't want the donuts anymore all they wanted was to play.
Well after a couple hours at the park it was time to go home so we all got loaded up in the car and that's when the kids remembered we had donuts.
I was NOT getting them back out of the car to eat the donuts I figured they could eat them after we got home.
Well on my part I made a BIG mistake!!!! Not thinking I put the donuts in the middle of the seat next to Bailey. OOPS

Well were driving and its very quiet which is VERY unusual for our car. The next thing I hear is Tyson yelling

" Mom Mom oh no your car!!! "

I said what is the matter

" OH NO LOOK WHAT BAILEY DID "

I said what im driving just tell me

" No MOM LOOK "

Well I turn around and Bailey had somehow got into the box of donuts and had to pick the only one with filling

And decided to paint with the donut filling ALL OVER the car!!!!!

WHAT A MESS!!!!

Well my boys know how I am with my car and were worried what I was going to do to Bailey.

Well thanks to my sister Bethany for giving me a blog Bailey was saved. Before I could get mad or do anything my blog popped into my mind and I thought this would be a great story for my blog.

So we get home and instead of freaking out that my car is covered in donut cream I get the camera out and take pictures of Bailey and her painting job.

She was proud of her donut and her painting job but after we got her out of the car I sent her with daddy and the donut went into the garbage and Bailey went straight to the bath.

While she was in the bath I went straight back out side to clean the car. Yes I did get it all cleaned up.

Like my mom says you can't get mad if it can be fixed or replaced.